Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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