He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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