I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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