I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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