We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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