Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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