I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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