i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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