He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
smell my finger.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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