You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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