You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
then he tried to convert me to islam
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Randomize
