Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
You did what with his pubic hair?
Randomize