The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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