either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Randomize
