Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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