She said her name was "party"
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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