My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
i came on her dog
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
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