Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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