The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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