I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Mike is offhisass drunk and just sat down next to my sister and said "If you gained 30 pounds and stopped reading poetry, I would be attracted to you. Now, your little sister, attractive, even though she's basically the same person as you- she just pulls it off better because she's 15."
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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