i just wanna soil my oats bro
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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