would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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