haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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