Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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