But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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