But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
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