Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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