Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Pants are for mortals
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