it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Randomize
