You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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