Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
So much Jack, so little girl.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
Randomize
