for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
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