the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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