quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
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