is wine microwaveable?
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
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