this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
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