normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
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