Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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