Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
My room smells like vodka and shame
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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