alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I just forgot I was standing up.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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