Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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