Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
you mean i was at the winter classic?
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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