He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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