I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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