Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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