I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
How naked do you want me to be?
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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