Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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