Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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