either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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