I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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