She's JV to your varsity
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Enjoy the penises
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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