evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
You took a bar mat shot.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Someone signed my nipple.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize