there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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