...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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