That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I want to fling myself into the sun
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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