In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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