he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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