I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
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