So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
The idiot babysitter thought my dildo was a teething toy and gave it to our child.
Did you put it in the freezer again?
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
Randomize
