do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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